me-time hand

The hand used for masturbating.

You're getting a tattoo on your hand? Is that your me-time hand?

by Bill.yeg January 2, 2019

count me in

anny+anna

count me in 4ever

by depressedbitxh January 8, 2022

Swing me your shape

It basically means "give me your credit card" , it's used so police won't notice criminal activities

Hey yo boss , "swing me your shape" right now, or else

by Patri The Blasphemous April 1, 2021

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

give me the meds

Means give me that coke and go fuck yourself

Give me the meds cunt

by Basically shit January 5, 2018

Goat me

The act of asking your partner to ram their head up your anus during intercourse or as a type of foreplay, as opposed to ramming their fist up your anus. The term comes from observing how goats tend to ram their head into other people's butts in cartoons and the like.

John:"So... Sarah said:"goat me" while we were having sex yesterday. Isn't that crazy"
Peter:"Dude, that's so totally sick. I wish my girlfriend would ask me that. You are so lucky!"

by Allen_Hotty2009 May 18, 2017

Fuck me

A way of expressing disbelief and frustration like the phrases , “Are you kidding me right now” & “Unbelievable”
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”

*at work instantly after getting there*
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.

You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”

by NotoriousME July 29, 2024