High Ping Bastard

The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.

Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.

by Argonator May 19, 2022

High Hat

A wine chilling bucket on a stand.
From the set up's resemblance to a cymbal on a stand - called the High Hat.

They were getting engaged, so I brought them Champagne in a High Hat.

by Jamdef April 19, 2022

High Heeling

A man and a women are dating, but they have some issues. The man buys the women a pair of high heels, thinking that it would make her happier, but instead she takes the opportunity to then drag her heels all over him, due to her superiority complex being triggered by a false sense of security. This security is her thinking that if she can create an issue, get something from the man, then proceed to take out her anger out on him for him not "being enough", that she can do whatever she pleases to the man and she will never be questioned for her actions. She then starts to try and direct every move he makes.

Women : "Yknow, these heels just aren't that good... they make me wayyy taller than you, and everybody already knows I wear the pants in the relationship anyways"

Man: you aren't even taller than me without them... and why are you being so disrespectful lately?"

Women: "No you're the disrespectful one for getting me a pair of heels that you know I wouldn't like, even after an argument."

Man: Who put you on this high horse?? Matter of fact, I can't keep allowing you to keep High Heeling on me, just because you think I'll always suck up to you."

by Pseudonyonymous March 10, 2025

Kisayans High School

A slang term for Quezon City Science High School, a premier high school in the Philippines. This is where the cool and 'naturally' smart kids go. Is actually a torture chamber.

Going to Kisayans High School is a bad idea.

by skidaddle420_69 October 24, 2019

Doodle High

A period of time where one makes countless drawings on the sides of paper, such as homework, due to or out of boredom.

"Why'd you scribble all over your paper?"

"I was on a doodle high."

by dudeijustsneezed February 4, 2015

slc high school

at this school, all the girls wear skirts because they are catholic but all the boys like to grab their asses. most of them arent virgins and do hella drugs but anyways, some catholics they are. most of the girls there in lake charles get wetter than the lake on a daily.

did you see that girl at slc high school?

-yeah
i heard that someone went tubing in her room afger they were done in bed
-that was me...

by imagoodcatholic101 February 10, 2018

High~pothesis

A hypothesis or theory formulated while stoned (using legal marijuana within your States Legal Statutes ™); almost always wrong and often not finished.

I think that dude’s hypothesis was first made while he was smoking weed! It truly is a prime example of a ‘High~pothesis!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 16, 2018