Dick, Shit, and Applesauce

A catch-all phrase used to describe an event, usually one of extraordinary, or just plain disgusting, proportions. It can be used in either a positive or negative connotation, as the below example illustrates.

Positive:
Man1: You beat 'Cradle' on Double-0 Agent? How??
Man2: Just fuckin' Dick, Shit, and Applesauce

Negative:
Man1: Wow! I think I just shit myself!
Man2: Wah. Well that's just Dick, Shit, and Applesauce.

by scarletrat June 2, 2007

shit faced grin

your smile when you know your in trouble

Damnit, don't give me that shit faced grin!

by Elwood Blues Brother December 18, 2009

Fuck Shit Damn!

What you scream when you are royally fucked!

Holy fuck shit damn! He got his ass lit up

by christhedawg January 8, 2012

poop shit ass

an alternate way of saying; fuck, damnit, shit, shit balls, mutherfucker, tits, tits and bagels, and oh no.

"hey dude, my mom found my our weed in my room"
"aww poop shit ass, how much trouble did you get in"
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while bowling you drop your 16 lb bowling ball on your foot
"POOP SHIT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!''

by UnkieDave September 6, 2012

shit covered squirel

squirel covered in shit

so ive got a shit covered squirel down there in the office and i dont know what to name it

by jimmy bailey May 18, 2008

jack dat shit

to take/steal something

say i just took someone's id they had in their hand:

Me: I just jack dat shit.

by Sterv A. Hamitlton February 28, 2009

shit your meal

verb; 1. to relieve one's meal through excretory means.
2. to be so afraid one shits themself.
3. a common phrase used in 90's rap describing the action of beating the 'meal' out of someone.

1. "Oh my god, Marie, you scared me so badly I shit my meal!"
2. While watching Saw V, Lauren became so frightened she unwillingly shit her meal.
3. After being mercilessly beaten by Maggie, you shit your meal.

by mejinkel January 19, 2009