You have lost your foreskin privilege

Fate decided by the council for making a high level offense to Reddit or a redditor

guy: "yo Minecraft is SHIT"
redditor: "the council will decide your fate"
*After trial*
the council: "you have lost your foreskin privilege"

by Boiling hot semen October 9, 2020

someone who wants to set you on fire

Her name is probably Maggie. Shes aight.

"Hey do you have someone who wants to set you on fire?"

"Yeah, thats just Maggie "

by Philly63 January 30, 2018

You think you're the king I'm the king!

A short that Nick eh 30 worked insanely hard on because of his griefers...

Nick eh 30: You think you're the king I'm the king!
* horn sound*
Nick eh 30: You and what army?
* A bunch of people appear*
Nick eh 30: OOOOOH CRAPPP!
*gets shot*

by Cragsly September 13, 2023

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry similar to stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry to get beat senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back

dude your girlfriend is as ugly as a mud fence

man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight

man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

ok dude I get you

by littlejimmie December 17, 2019

mug or i kill you! so get the

urban dictionary will probably advertise for mugs so it says,

Get the mug or i kill you! so get the mug for your "____"

UD: Get the mug or i kill you! so get the mug for your friend Sarah.

by house lol January 27, 2021

Why did you leave me debra

someone doing a intercom prank on a train

Why did you leave me debra: WHY DID YA LEAVE ME DEBRA I TRIED MA HARDEST WITH YA I JUST, I JUST COULDN'T STOP DRINKING , I KNOW YOUR ON THIS TRAIN!!!!!

by FuzzyKatSudioz July 10, 2017

I hope this email finds you well

An example of the perils of virtual working during COVID. When you're on your death bed and your employer emails you to see if you've met your deadline yet

"I hope this email finds you well. I know you're busy dying and all, but did you have a chance to finish that presentation?"

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021