Playing the Violin with your Wrist and a Blade

Playing the violin with your wrist and a blade is a term used by people who cut themselves that don't want to to know what they're on about. Usually its just called "Playing the Violin" but when used around other cutters they use the full term.

Person 1: "I heard that she played the violin last night."
Person 2: "Yeah, using her wrist and a blade! I hope she's alright.
Person 1: "Playing the Violin with Your Wrist and a Blade can be dangerous, but it helps her get through the tough times."

by Nightmare Zodiac January 9, 2011

National touch your dad day

Touch your dad anywhere 😉😉 Only on may 5th

I touched my dad on his thing on national touch your dad day on may 5th only

by National rape your dad day May 4, 2020

Give a girl your hoodie day

National give a girl your hoodie day is November 14th

Boy: it’s give a girl your hoodie day
Girl: oh is it

Boy: here have my hoodie

Girl: thanks

by twxlxghtmoon November 1, 2019

All Your friends are belong to Tom

The fact that you will never have as many friends on myspace as Tom does. So you turn into a little emo kid or pretend to be a camera whore to get more friends on your list.

Or that Tom is brainwashing all your friends to become his brain servants to destroy the world.

Happykid: YES! i have 1 million friends!!!!1!!
Depressedemo1: So all your friends are belong to Tom.
Happykid: Nooooooo(turns emo)
Depressedemos: Good now lets go cut ourselves /wrist.

by Emos make me lawl January 2, 2008

[blowing smoke up your snatch]

When someone is putting you on, or being a kiss-ass.

"Gurl, no offense, but Dabreesha was totally blowing smoke up your snatch when she told you that dress looked good on you."

by Acerrico August 17, 2008

BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!

BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!

BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!

by Minnie 07 November 6, 2022

Park your boat in turtle bay

The art of sticking your penis in the arse of a female.

Guy 1: Did you pull last night?
Guy 2: Yes mate, she was filth!
Guy 1: Did she let you park your boat in turtle bay?
Guy 2: I didn't give her a choice!

by Rob Philpot April 17, 2013