My nuts are in a tight wind

an expression used when your in a sticky situation and you dont know what to do

so the other night i accidently banged tom in the pooper, the lights were off and i thought it was vanessa, ugh my nuts are in a tight wind right now.

by carboner in the butt February 21, 2011

windows

An idea created by the wiggles for an operating system, then bill gates started, by stealing everything he could get his hands on.

Let sing a song, Wake up jeff, the wiggles is on the computer now.

by ReDucTor August 8, 2003

window

Ghetto way of saying "when" and "though"

Baby mama: when am i getting my damn child support?
Man: ill pay yew ur sh*t, I just don't know window

by synyster_gates12_27 June 7, 2011

inherit the wind

1. play read in english 11 classes throughout the country that promotes safe sex and family guy-oriented outtakes;
2. slang meaning to literally catch someone else's fart, or to inherit it through grandma's will.

Grandma ate many beans today and sat on my face, forcing me to inherit the wind

by A.J. Harris October 11, 2006

window licker

a mentally challenged person, a mentally retarded person(derogatory)

That kid is nothing but a window licker.

by Light Joker June 10, 2007

"window fogger"

adjective: a window fogger is a term used in describing a song meant for making love to in a parked car, hence the name a window fogger from the condesation that accmuilates from the action its self.

Sweet Child of Mine by Gun N Roses sure is a "window fogger"

by Jose Mercado December 10, 2008

Windows XP

A version of Windows, that according to the Windows Pattern should have been terrible but is one of micrsoft's best ever.

Windows 95 - Bad
Windows 98 - Good
Windows ME - very, very bad
Windows 2000 - Good
Windows XP - Also good
Windows Vista bad
Windows 7 - Awesome
Windows 8 - Bad

by Sinfonia69 December 7, 2014