Owen Berdan, Perhaps the worlds number one enemy aka The Worlds Biggest Hater. Owen Can ruin your day just by talking to him. He will find a way to hate on something you hold dear to your heart. You have a favorite show? Mid. You have a favorite food? Mid. Your favorite basketball player is Dejounte Middray? Mid AF.Even if you try to find his weakness you will have zero luck. Owen Berdan can find a way to get back at you even if you do find a wat to merely get his attention with one of your attempts to a bad take. Yet, whatever you do, do not and i meant DO NOT say anything negative to morbius. If you do he will morb all over you and do unspeakable things to you and will ruin your life. That is all, You have been officially warned.
by Owen Berdan April 20, 2022

by Afghanoe August 1, 2021

The sweetest person you'll ever meet! She tends to stay really shy but it isn't hard to get her to talk. She listens and sympathizes with you anytime you're in doubt, but don't take advantage of her kindness because you'll never make it up to her. Kaley is a Gemini but in no way is she two faced, what you see is what she is. Talk about Shrek and frogs around her and you'll become besties! Keep her around so you're never bored.
by Watchmewhipwatchmerenene October 20, 2021

When a thick girl nuts in your foreskin and you get a slight burning sensation, leading to hardened cum sticking onto your penis when your dick becomes soft.
by fentanyl_the_explorer May 15, 2025

The Owen snot incident refers to a hilarious and somewhat embarrassing situation where someone is struggling to breathe, but then a sudden burst of laughter causes them to create a massive snot bubble, resulting in a messy explosion of snot everywhere. It's a funny reminder of how laughter can sometimes lead to unexpected and uncontrollable moments!
by The snot incident witness March 28, 2025

Owen has the biggest dick on earth, he has a fucking hot girlfriend named makylaa she is his queen forever he loves his girlfriend with all his heart.
Owen
by odogy January 6, 2019

Owen is the type of guy to have many friends but only see some of his friends. He is the type of guy to drink vodka and all kinds of drinks. He also like to impress the girls. He's a very loving person. once you have fell in love with an Owen its hard to get over him. He is funny at times but can also be annoying at times. Owens normally have blond hair and blue eyes and have glasses. Trust me when you find an Owen don't let him leave. Don't start arguments with him because he always wins. Owen also loves his food.
by truefacts11 March 18, 2019
