29th may

National licking your homies testicle sack day!

Steve: Bro, its the 29th may!
Quantavion jr: Ok?
Steve: Its National licking your homies testicle sack day!
Quantavion jr: NAH FR?!
Steve: Now let me get on my knees and give em a good lick, no homo
Quantavion jr: Bet, no homo

by carmen winstead April 18, 2022

May 18

You Are the Best person in the world and the coolest everyone loves you no matter what they say Ok? So Happy birthday! People wish to be as beautiful as You so congragulate ur self especially if your name is Angel

My birthday is may 18

Really?

Yeah!

I love You!

by Luischico123456789 January 25, 2022

may 2nd

the day the best couple got together:)) and will be together forever no matter what:))

its may 2nd, the day the best couple got together

by imcorrectsostfu October 7, 2021

May 12

may 12 is the day where the most kinky bitches been born.

“yo whens yo bday?”

“may 12, why?”

“damn, i bet yo ass kinky”

by shawnwnwn September 8, 2021

Cheese may

Drama or tea someone’s about to spill mostly family drama

:omg did you hear ____ named their kid after there dead sisters kid? :cheese may time ladies!

by RORO_thatbiss01 July 31, 2021

May 19th

National give your girlfriend a hoodie and she gives you a scrunchie

justin:hey babes want my hoodie

molly:why?

justin:its may 19th

by miss mamm May 18, 2021

May 21

This day Is a day for insulting people called Nicole

Hey it’s may 21 you mean national insult Nicole day?

by Tom Barton May 20, 2021