When x

When x is my Romeo when x is my monkey when x is my baby when x is my pookie bear when x is my abusive husband that makes me cook when x is my best friend when x is my everything when x is very very attractive human being that loves books,I’d let her flip threw my pages

When x is hot but ass is hotter

by Titaniatefairyqueen June 3, 2025

<.7.9.7.6>Will Never Repent For What I Will Do When Someone Impedes My Cognizant Awareness As An Individual<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>Will Never Repent For What I Will Do When Someone Impedes My Cognizant Awareness As An Individual<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>Will Never Repent For What I Will Do When Someone Impedes My Cognizant Awareness As An Individual<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025

Me when i lie

A phrase used to backhandedly/sarcastically call someone out on their bullshit.

Random: “I was feelin’ all up on Megan last night brah…”

You: “That’s funny. Me when I lie.”

by kurpluthy June 10, 2025

When the moon shines, the cow pees

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else

Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024

Was it over when the Japanese invaded Poland?!

Humorous inversion of “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

“They say it’s over, we’re down and out, no chance. And to that I say: Over? Was it over when the Japanese invaded Poland?!”

by Alex-2598 May 11, 2024

When RobTop Meets Pretty Cure

When RobTop Meets Pretty Cure is a collaborative development franchise that merges elements from the platform rhythm game, RobTop’s Geometry Dash, with the magical girl anime and multimedia series, Pretty Cure. Initially created by Todo Izumi, the series underwent a complete overhaul by RaidKiller24 Enterprises, including the recreation of dances.

Each level of the series follows a structured format: an introductory announcement, the introduction of new characters, and gameplay featuring a custom song from Newgrounds within a Geometry Dash level, alongside various dance moves that sync up to the custom song, surprising the players. This sequential arrangement creates a fusion of the magical girl genre with side-scrolling music platforming gameplay.

The Forces of Black and White is the first level of the When RobTop Meets Pretty Cure series.

by RaidKiller24 May 21, 2024

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024