Angry Virgin

A person who calls another person a simp because they don’t get as much pussy as the other

“Oh what a simp!!” said Mark
“Sucks to be you, ya angry virgin” says Joe

by El_Gerardo_44 June 12, 2020

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Virgin Mind

Where someone is totally naive and simplistic about almost every situation from world poverty to elephant ears such as a virgin is about having sex for the first time as they want it to be perfect and amazing.

Doug: Hey, what do you think about going to India?

Jess: I really want to go to India because the elephants are really big and have nicer ears than elephants at the zoo.

Doug: Wow, you have such a virgin mind about travelling.

by buttmonkeycockell March 31, 2013

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"Easy A" Virgin

Someone in high school that tells people that they had sex with someone that they actually didn't just so that people won't make fun of them for being a virgin.

Teen A "Did you hear that Jenn had sex with some college kid last weekend?"

Teen B "No, that didn't actually happen. She's just telling people that so she isn't made fun of. She's an "Easy A" Virgin."

by akisking December 31, 2010

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Half-virgin

Noun. A girl who opts to only have anal sex to avoid losing her virginity.

"Is Ann still a virgin? I know she wanted to wait until marriage to have sex." "Actually she's only a half-virgin, she has anal all the time!"

by gaillard August 15, 2009

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scissor virginity

Losing your virginity - scissor style!

Two close college girls finally build up the courage, and the alcohol, to test out each other. At the same time they realise that they are about to lose their scissor virginity.

by schoks July 28, 2010

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