Twitter

SYNONYM: Toxic

Friend: Download Twitter so i can talk to you
Me: AHHHHHHHH

by EthanosSquadDEFINES July 21, 2021

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Twitter, made on March 21 2006, created by Jack Dorsey, Noah Glass, Biz Stone, and Evan Williams, is a platform full of easily offended fruitcakes, annoying MCYT stans, furries, and many more mistakes. Some people are "based"(decent opinions), however, most people get "cancelled" "doxxed" or "ratio'ed".

Person A: Why do twitter users get so offended at simple opinions?
Person B: 172.345.11.12

by syndoken May 4, 2022

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Twitter-Jack

When a conversation is being carried on by two people via Twitter and a third person takes over the conversation without being invited into it.

Suzy: Gracie, I can't wait for Saturday night! It's going to be an epic night.

Gracie: I know, Suzy! I'm about to wet myself with excitement!

Debra: Hey Suzy, Saturday sounds like it's going to be too much fun! Where should I meet you guys?

Suzy: Uh Gracie? Did she just twitter-jack?

by Thumper007 November 27, 2012

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Twitter

Only sparrows tweet.

Twitter, a place where a group of self important imbeciles tweet to each other.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

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Twitter

Cancer

Twitter gives you cancer

by Randomshit_69 July 21, 2022

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Formally Twitter

When an online platform or content goes through enshittification and becomes fascist at the same time.

Like how Twitter became X after Elon Musk bought it, I.E. "formally Twitter."

Please don't formally Twitter Bluesky.

by MJ's Left Kidney April 30, 2025

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