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You just keep going on about the size of your body parts
Not my kind of party
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by Krkič February 14, 2020
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9 thing

the 9 thing, is the moment at which a programme starts on E4, and a large number of 16-25 year olds tune in.

Also, a 9 thinger, somebody who tunes in at said time, to said channel.
The O.C, Smallville, Invasion blah blah

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Its Monday, E4 of course"
"Ah, so your a 9 thinger"
by ollie_h May 25, 2006
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Thing

Believed to have been invented by non other than Dave Rollins himself, thing is a word to replace all nouns none to man.

Note that thing is never plural.
Send all them thing to warwickshire.

Have you got thing.
by Dict-o-man September 30, 2003
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The Bad Thing

Erectile dysfunction; the inability of a man to achieve or maintain an erection sufficient for his sexual needs or the needs of his partner.
John: You fuck lucy last night?
Matt: Not exactly...
John: how come dude
Matt: you know man, the bad thing happened
by shhh566556 February 15, 2009
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Shiny Thing

1. n, Simple and prominent distraction.

2. n, Focus of Positive Intent, Happy Thought, Generally good-vibe target goal.

Occasional usage, but widespread among the furry community as imitation of behavior of magpies, raccoons, ferrets, etc.
1. I've got this project that's due Monday, but... Ooo, a Shiny Thing!

2. You may as well admit, now that you've got your new toy, you've found your Shiny Thing.
by Infinity Squared December 27, 2008
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Retard Mutant Emo Thing

When theres a person that is a mix in between scene/prep.
"Whats with that weird looking scene kid with the aeropostale shirt?"

"Oh, nvm, its just a retard mutant emo thing."
by zetsubouwalker August 10, 2009
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That's not even a thing

Thought to have originated from the "That 70's Show" quote "...is that a thing?". Highschooler Joshua MacLatchie coined this phrase to mean you are absolutely sure that isn't even a real thing.

This also predates Seinfeld because fuck physics.
Ex:

Zach: I totally dunked my balls in her ass last night, shit was so cash.

Shim-sham: That's not even a thing.
by 100%RealFactChecker July 8, 2014
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