saggy titty theory

The saggy titty theory Is the correlation between a females (or male if ur into fat fucks) saggy breasts and horrible blow jobs. Nothing ruins a blowjob more than looking down and seeing her tits touch the floor because the are saggy.
The saggy titty theory is so true! My dick went limp as soon as i saw those nasty repulsive saggy tits!
by black dick whisperer December 21, 2017
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Dual Ballsack Theory

When two wrestlers individual ballsacks are both in contact with the opposing mans body in some way.
Jack: Damn man, the wrestling team is so gay. They are all faggots.

Charles: Yes quite so, the J & C Dual Ballsack theory proves it.
by Chump Slayer February 12, 2010
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KUDO TRICKLE DOWN THEORY

When you finish something big at work that gets recognized by the top brass you're not recognized for doing the work. Your boss's boss is given the full amount of kudos and they in turn give a reduced amount of kudos to your immediate boss. By the time you get recognized there are only one or two kudos left.
"Jack suffered the full loss of the kudo trickle down theory after slaving on that project for six months. He got the last remaining kudo left. What a shame."

"Stacy only got a pat on the back from the remains of the kudo trickle down theory. All that work for one kudo."
by MR WOLF September 02, 2007
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A theory written by Rhombicosidodecahedron stating that:

If one is to attempt to obtain an addition of rizz to a current value of rizz, which is an addition of great magnitude within a time period of minuscule duration, he shall retain his current rizz and shall not gain any but an addition of magnitude whose value shall be lowered, while also becoming subject to ridicule and chastisement which shall cause the deprecation of the magnitude of the intended addition of rizz.
Bob: Imma come to school tomorrow with some gucci clothes and a new rizzful haircut and also some white shiny teeth and cologne and imma get all them girls
Joe: that's too sudden of a change. You should follow the Rhombic Theory of Rizz Deprecation which essentially says if you try to make such a sudden and dramatic increase in your rizz you will look bad
Bob: that's a shame
by Rhombicosidodecahedron September 04, 2023
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Joe rogan poop theory

This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.
John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”
by weird_eli January 06, 2023
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Miley Katy Conspiracy Theory

The devil has left Miley Cyrus and entered Katy Perry. Miley's new album is completely different than what work she was doing in the past few years, and she looks different. More laid back and herself. Now Katy has done just what Miley was doing.
Miley Katy Conspiracy Theory
by urbanrae June 16, 2017
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This is the theory for sounds where one specific sound doesn't start with its own climax.
Simpler said, the sound has to build up volume first and the climax starts 5-30 milliseconds later.
Looking at another perspective, it is very likely that drum sounds instantly reach their climax where as (mostly noticeable) EDM sounds that have some kind of distortion to them, don't reach their climax instantly, but get them more likely delayed.
I think on this sound the Melodical-Charging-Relevance-Theory kicks in. This seems very delayed.
by DragoBruder July 20, 2021
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