Barking spiders

The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.

Wow did you hear those barking spiders.

by mmikmont July 1, 2019

Spider-Man

The act of turning over on your back during the process of hardcore intercourse just as your about to cum inside of your partner so that you shoot cum strait up into the air so that it hits the ceiling and appears to be a spider web.

Guy 1: I Spider-Manned all over Olivia’s ceiling last night.
Guy 2: damn I wish I had big enough balls to do that

by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019

spider-man

the person who has killed all their dad figures in his life ( his dad , uncle Ben , Iron man & Mysterio ).

spider-man is an adorable innocent bean.

by uncle loki July 20, 2019

spider horse

a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.

did you spider horse that joe last night?

by Jews Did 911 July 21, 2019

Spider-ninja

spider-ninja is a song made by grade 8 people in Canada and they are super cool and really chill people. Spider-ninja was inspired by a high school assembly and have brought these three gr 8 girls closer together as friends!!

Chelsea: Izzy sing Spider-ninja in the Talent Show
Izzy: That’s a great idea
Annika: I wanna sing too!!
All three girls: LETS SING OUR SONG TOGETHER

by let’s rock and roll 123 November 23, 2019

Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above

I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man

by RJS848 May 14, 2019

The Spider

A sex move made by a male in which you warn the female “here comes the spider” you proceed by sticking eight fingers in her vagina spreading it (four on each side). Then you spit inside her therefore spinning your web.

Woah man I just used the spider on Akir yesterday and she was pissed!

by Max Powers May 15, 2019