That crazy person u know that's a 100% gay queen. Lover of lightning mcqueen and Thomas and so is said godly writer (me, imala. However thomas is said godly writers all time soulmate so no one better mess with him he mine). Said crackhead has 2 acoustic guitars but no electric shaking my head up ur ass. Favourite colour is red bc she likes to fuck ur mum with a red painted dildo until aliens abduct the rocks abs and kidnap them to imalaland. Keep a close eye on her so she doesn't fuck ur mum before u get a chance.
Leah: Have u seen my mum, she hasn't come home home yet.
Dino albino: OH don't worry mia was fucking her last night in my fast car.
Dino albino: OH don't worry mia was fucking her last night in my fast car.
by Imala Snow January 7, 2022
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Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.
Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.
She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.
Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.
Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.
She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.
Person: “hi Mia”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”
by Cockfighter101 February 23, 2022
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Two parts being connected and fit in perfectly
Two parts being connected and fit in perfectly
Are they crying to "Stanga"?
-I guess they're just Mia and Maria-ing
Are those two girls rolling down a hill?
-That's what I call Mia and Maria
-I guess they're just Mia and Maria-ing
Are those two girls rolling down a hill?
-That's what I call Mia and Maria
by Daredevilamelia March 11, 2018
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Mia is beautiful 😜
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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by Pinkpandalover2000 April 27, 2023
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Me af: I fucking love Mia 😍😍
by Mia is mine 🤞🏽 March 24, 2023
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