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Mia Hayward is a kind and amazing person. Her fandom the miasaurs, are the best fandom out there, they are loving and kind like her. Being around Mia, personally or over the internet she will always make you laugh and smile. She is currently dating Thomas petrou and she is in the hype house.
Mia Hayward is so beautiful!

Do you love Mia Hayward’s smile and laugh?
by Brooke. February 2, 2021
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Ever since the internet was created, many have pondered relentlessly on a single subject. It rose above all the other web circulating questions,
"What idiot thought it would be cool to invent the word emo?"
"Why is facebook so addicting?"
and even,
"What's TSC?"

Because this question was a question of epic porportions. It was a question that used to stump even the nerdiest of internet gods.

It strikes fear into the hearts of many.
"What is a lmaomammal?"

But today, that question will be answered. The lmaomammal originated when Brooke, internet twin of Evan, (who's relationship is innocent of course) typed 'lmao' in response to a likely suggestive comment of Evan. Only this wasn't any 'lmao.' The lmao was followed by a sequence of letters that shot the word 'mammal' into the eyes of many.

Then became the birth of the lmaomammal. A lmaomammal is a cross between a butterfly, a dog, and a dinosaur. The only photographed lmaomammal is hidden and currently owned by the twins. Since the birth of the species, it has been rumoured that the lmaomammals are extremely endangered, due to lack of sightings.
Solving the problem of the endangered lmaomammals was difficult, because out loud, lmaomammal is pronounced with every letter silent.
A Neopets.com account was created in honor of the first lmaomammal, and can be found if searched.

It is protected by "The most unsolvable password in internet history."

So there you have it. If you one day come across the beautiful lmaomammal, why not try to pet it? They don't bite, because the lmaomammal's defense is that it's bloodstream contains traces of LSD. This confuses the predator after a single bite, causing them to pursue an inaminate object instead.

"What's a lmaomammal?"

"-Sigh-"
by Brooke. August 25, 2007
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A mix between a skank and a slut.
steve: brooke wants it up the bum bum and her vag. at the same time

steve is a skank-slut.
by Brooke. June 12, 2007
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