Jared girlfriend is a fucking weirdo nobody likes her except sometimes Jared. And she looks like shreck or something. Happy Pancake Tuesday
by J123345 March 4, 2025
Get the Jared’s girlfriendmug. Me- Did you heart today is June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage?
fred- No fr?
Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha
fred- Me too bro
fred- No fr?
Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha
fred- Me too bro
by renegaderadar June 26, 2020
Get the June 26th national give your girlfriend a massagemug. a day where you go buy your girlfriend a book she wants.
"hey, its National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day let's go buy me one!"
"hey, its National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day let's go buy me one!"
by littlegirllovesmsut September 16, 2022
Get the National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Daymug. Simply the one. The girl you can’t dare to think about hurting. The one you dream about kissing on Halloween and wake up guilt ridden because you know how uncomfortable she would be if you told her. The girl that is always on your mind. The one that you want to wake up next to after a late night shopping streak. The one you want to dance in the kitchen with. The one you want to watch walk towards you on the aisle The one you could never hate. The perfect Girlfriend is you, Malana.
My love, is the perfect girlfriend.
by morrisdidurmum October 27, 2022
Get the The Perfect Girlfriendmug. A type of TF2 player who only plays the Medic class and exclusively heals one person, refusing to heal anyone else. Whether or not they're a girl or the heal target's s/o is irrelevant, as the behavior of only healing one player is what earns them this moniker.
Their cosmetic sets are typically cutesy with traditionally feminine colors, such as pink and light tones. They often run the Kritzkrieg, a weapon that allows the heal target to dish out triple damage upon activating its Übercharge.
Their cosmetic sets are typically cutesy with traditionally feminine colors, such as pink and light tones. They often run the Kritzkrieg, a weapon that allows the heal target to dish out triple damage upon activating its Übercharge.
by DogOfSwords November 17, 2023
Get the Medic Girlfriendmug. 
by TaMaEl November 3, 2020
Get the Get your girlfriend Chick-Fil-A daymug.