Starting to tell a story, then realizing it has no point or punchline and the only way to save it is to add "and then I found five dollars."
John: A man told me to have a nice day.
Mark: That's it?
John: Yep!
Mark: ... wow, that's a five dollar story.
Mark: That's it?
John: Yep!
Mark: ... wow, that's a five dollar story.
by Jamaica G April 13, 2008
Get the five dollar storymug. by KingShacka June 27, 2005
Get the high fivemug. To hit the inside of someone's hand with your hand to show that you're very pleased about something. See also "roots me again".
by Dino March 11, 2005
Get the give me a fivemug. When you slap a girls arse during a particularly heavy menstrual cycle and you return with a red hand in the fashion of the red hand that adorns the badge of the Ulster rugby team.
by Knuckles54 October 14, 2017
Get the Ulster High Fivemug. Slapping someone and leaving your hand on their face for more than 1 second. Thus high fiving their face. If you remove your hand before 1 second has passed, you have slapped your friend and thus subjected yourself the a slap in return.
"Man you just slapped me!"
"No, I gave you a face-high-five. My hand stayed on your face for longer than 1 second."
"No, I gave you a face-high-five. My hand stayed on your face for longer than 1 second."
by bdruckman218 February 29, 2012
Get the face-high-fivemug. ... oh you search this up,, look like im not the only one who forgot about that game it was the worst way to get a boner
by guest_912 November 4, 2020
Get the five nights at animemug. during naked times involving 3+ people, one participant inserts a finger into the woman's vagina while another participant inserts a finger into her anus. The inserters then touch fingers through the vaginal/rectal walls, simulating a high-five. except with fingers.
my room mate and i had some slut ask us to double team her. we started it off with a celebratory finger high-five.
by j.t. paperstacks September 21, 2010
Get the finger high-fivemug.