When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.
by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
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Get the Swedish Crab Wank mug.Crab crediting is the act of trading crab (or other expensive meals and delicacies) for sexual favors.
"I heard Dave is a sugar daddy."
"Nah, he just does a lot of crab crediting to get what he wants."
"Oh, well, I guess a girl has to eat!"
"Jane, you stupid filthy slut, I heard you've been crab crediting at the local Red Lobster again."
"Hey, a girl has to eat!"
"Nah, he just does a lot of crab crediting to get what he wants."
"Oh, well, I guess a girl has to eat!"
"Jane, you stupid filthy slut, I heard you've been crab crediting at the local Red Lobster again."
"Hey, a girl has to eat!"
by Dire_is_dire August 27, 2023
Get the Crab Crediting mug.There's no good way to say this, crab aids is coming for all of us. There is no cure and it can not be stopped. the best thing you can do for your family is spread awareness and hope you die quickly
yo andrew i just wanted to inform you that last wednesday before we had gay sex i met a crab at the beach and we made sweet sweet gay crab love, and well i just got tested and i have crab aids.
by crab aids enjoyer September 13, 2023
Get the crab aids mug.Bro my 5-inch double-decker pecker wrecker still hurts from that crab gluck your mum gave me last night... She got some real sandpaper hands.
by Leader of the Swaws September 15, 2023
Get the crab gluck mug."Bro sometimes words look like they aren't real words" "Oh no bro you got brain crabs" "Oh shit bro"
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