check, "get a check" (as in a Disability check for Mental Illness)

used to express exasperation after explaining a topic to someone whom is just not getting it

No girl, a asshat is like someone who has their head up their ass.

How can they have their head up their ass when you said they have a hat on it?

Girl, you can get a check!!!

by vee stevens March 18, 2005

Scrote Check

1. Any place where whipped males check in their sex organs before being dragged into a romantic comedy, ie. "When Harry Met Sally", "You've Got Mail", "Hope Floats", "Made of Honor", etc. by their clingy girlfriends. 2. A coat check for testicles.

Dude: Stacy and I have tickets to an advance screening of the "Sex and the City" movie.

Friend: Wow. That's gonna hurt.

Dude: Not to worry. They have a scrote check at the theater so my balls won't go numb.

by JKooks May 11, 2008

pube check

A check with pubic hairs taped or glued to it. Used to pay a bogus debt or for sore losers who lose a bet.

I sent in a nice hairy pube check today to pay that speeding ticket.

by SexualHarassment Paaaanda March 15, 2011

Checked baggage

The act of putting your ballsack into the lower unoccupied hole during sex. The hole your ballsack gets pushed into depends on the sexual possession this is attempted from.

you know your moms a freak when she asks for your checked baggage.

by Jdung83 August 20, 2017

Check the hands

A phrase meant to indicate that the apparently female subject of a photo or video might in fact be male, with large hands being the tell. It was invented in the Something Awful subforum "Laissez Faire" in 2009. It has since spread to several other online communities, including Badgame Dot Com.

"Girl? Uh, check the hands, dude."

by im a big fag November 9, 2012

read and check

Telling someone about themselves and letting them know their place.

Girl, Shonna tried to come at me for speaking my mind and so I had to read and check that bitch.

by mynameizphil December 29, 2016

Wife Check

While in the act of sexual copulation from behind your partner, during climax you hockey check her as hard as you can into the headboard or wall.

"Last night when making love with my wife, she asked me to be more aggressive, so I gave her a wife check, then I made a PB&J to eat on the toilet before bed."

by DrakeFan313 July 30, 2014