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austins dad

hes somewhere in the milky way or maybe further...
by BTS DOG EAATER November 13, 2022
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Austin

Austin is pretty cool when you hang around him but when he's alone he will probably be a box, very comfortable in his home. When you meet him you wonder if he is a vampire because he is so pale. Lady's will love him if she's the right one. They're usually born a natural doctor, Austin's are very funny people. They come out of the womb with a stethoscope in their left hand because they're right handed. If you go on a date with them they will talk your ear off about doctor things you don't understand. So don't date them- marry them! What cuties they are!
Oh wow Austin you're such a little doctor
by Kyleeeeeeeee.is.awesome November 26, 2021
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Austin

Is a extremely nice person, but don't let the looks fool you, he'll secretely go and fuck your mum
Guy 1: Wow that’s Austin, I hope we can be friends
Guy 2: Don't bro he'll fuck yoiur mum
by Anonymous(360) February 15, 2022
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Austin

Austin is a straight lady getter, he has a bunch of girls wishing they could date him when he Dosent even try he has a gf most of the time, he is a very sexy,funny,cool and charming guy. That’s where he gets all the girls from ladies get wet all the time when they see him, let’s not forget about his massive 10inch dick that he has he usually has 3 sums with girls so he can share himself more often
by Lady getting Austin February 3, 2020
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Austin

DEEEZZZ NUTZ
by urmomishotlikeme January 4, 2022
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Austin Cozma

A true specimen of perfection. A man as true and hot as Billy Mayes himself. Although he might have some issues with people and may secretly be Bill Gates in disguise.
Oh my lord! Austin Cozma just did 9/11
by Farlorn April 16, 2018
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Austin

Is a boy who will steal your heart and keep it safe he's the boy you'll want to spend the rest of your life with. You and him will fall in love instantly and neither of you will want it to end. You both know it will last forever because of what you both have. Austin is the boy of your dreams. With his light brown hair and those light brown green eyes that are somewhat hazel like, a smile that is contagious, although he is a little short. He makes up for it in another area(iykyk). He's so attractive and very hot. You will never want to take him for granted. He really does try his hardest even when you think he's over all amazing he won't feel like it so constant reassurance is needed. He's perfect but he's just a boy. But that boy will make you smile everytime you think of him. He will make everyday worth living. He will make you feel like he gave you the world. You'll often think how did I get so lucky to end up with this magnificent Austin. Well simply by being you. He loves you so much. He has layers yes and it is so worth the time to understand him. You'll find yourself daydreaming about how amazing he is. Austin is the guy you want to meet your family with. Hes the guy you want to show off to everyone you know to let them know what perfection truly is. Austin is a one of a kind guy never ever let him go. I love my Austin
Trevor: "Did you meet my friend Austin?"
Lilly: "yeah"

*he's so amazing*
by Justanotherrandompersonwhoknow December 24, 2022
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