auctioneer status

When a person is so high on crystal meth they can't stop talking and all night
You're so high you're on auctioneer status
by Ewen McCloud February 25, 2025
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Deja Status

The feeling you get while updating your status that you may have already used that post in the past.
Just got hit with a deja status, so just to be safe I better erase my status real quick and post something new. I really thought that update was gunna be funny, but now I'm not sure if I've already used it before or not.
by FedEx_delivery June 16, 2011
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RICE STATUS

Rice status is when you post so many stories on instagram that the little bar on top showing the length of your post starts getting shorter and shorter, thus looking like rice.
Damn. That bitch posted so much. Rice status as fuck.

God damn. I cant with this rice status. Too much.
by e.skoland February 28, 2022
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Status rape

The act of rape Because of once Social Class
They status rape her Because she As wealthy I mean wealthy wealthy
by 459395 March 05, 2022
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Unc Status

If you had to check you are an unc.
Guy 1: Bro doesn't know skibidi
Guy 2: Damn, hes unc status
by WeddOFF May 23, 2024
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Unc status

Unc status refers to the slang term, unc, which is short for uncle. You typically refer to someone as unc when they are the brother of one’s father or mother, or more commonly when they are an older male mentor/role model. Achieving “unc status”, essentially means that you have fulfilled at least one of those two criterion within someone else’s life.
Person 1: You know man, my oldest brother’s old time mentor has really been helping me out lately. He helped me get in the gym, find a job, and is helping me fix up my car!
Person 2: Now that man has officially achieved unc status.
by ILoveIrony147 June 12, 2024
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unc status

After becoming a real uncle or looking after and caring for kids in any certain certain way all of your attributes will be enhanced. Whether it be in the gym or not, your attributes will be raised significantly after reaching this mark.
My brother just got kids and I have officially reached unc status.
by gupperlog May 23, 2024
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