metal malachite

An upcoming Pokémon game that you should play….. when it comes out.

I LOVE METAL MALACHITE

by Chainedless May 9, 2022

Wallkill Metal

The action of being viciously skull-fucked with your arms pinned at your sides by the other persons knees.

You bro I Wallkill Metal’d your mom last night.

by Dixie McCarthy January 22, 2022

the metal touch

Some phrase some absolute plonker thought would be funny.
Fucking cringe.

Dave, dave, dave, I have the metal touch HAHAHAHAHAHA I am so funny my name is lucy and i have diarhoereaoaeaoa

by John McGummyBear May 7, 2021

False metal

"False metal" is a term created by Manowar in the 80s to describe glam metal music.

Nowadays it also includes nu metal, deathcore, metalcore and similar genres. Some people also include DSBM (depressive suicidal black metal).

Me: These idiots seem to be sure it's metal.

DSBM guy: It is? Why, what, eh?

Me fr: Go listen to some Aura Noir. Death to false metal!

by I love gates June 14, 2023

death metal

really scary shit...i guess its kind of misunderstood, DM consists mostly of low noises, rasps, and screamed words, and the themes usually give people the impression the artists are so distressed they need to scream in that way; but hey..whatever floats your boat.

"He's so into death metal, i almost pissed myself listening to it!"

by Fiona13 August 7, 2006

nu metal

Whoever thinks they can make a new kind of metal, is wrong, Metal is defined AND ALIVE! Nu metal shouldn't even have the "METAL" tag on it, it's got NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with REAL METAL (ie. Pantera, Sepultura, 80' Metallica, Iron Maiden, Stratovarius, et cetera...!) There's a lot of NEW (I mean NEW, RECENT) True Metal band out there, which are worth intelligent people's attention; examples are: Children of Bodom, God Forbid, Norther, Youthquake, Fprce of Evil, etc.

Out with Nu Metal - it's abou money, true Metal is about music, having a good wine, fucking nice women, fun and having a laugh!

Nu Metal is for depressed teenagers and goth wannabes!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Hail Satan!

by Camilo March 15, 2004

nu-metal

Music invented by crack-snorting wheeler-dealers and bored kids from the suburbs with no musical taste.
Usually involes too many turntables and not a lot of talent.
Also much whining and poserish head-banging is necessary.

God I hate Korn. They're nothing but a bunch of eyeliner-wearing, talentless nu-metal fucks.

by irene-o November 8, 2003