Martini Muff

The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.

"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."

by Martini Muff August 28, 2015

Muff Snuffing

The female version of "Cock Blocking." When a girl is trying to get it in with a guy/girl but someone keeps interupting/delaying the process or eventually "snuffing" the situtation all together.

Teresa was trying to get laid last night and Kassandra totally was "muff snuffing" her at the party....bitch.

by teresa.is.a.slut August 05, 2011

muff line

The small bulge in a ladies trousers where thigh meets genitals.

Mary's trousers were so tight, when she got out of the car after me I could see her muff line.

by Robbo85 September 12, 2014

80’s muff

Full blown, unshaven pubic hair on a va-J-J. Not trimmed at all.

My high school friend likes 80’s muff, he doesn’t believe in razors , Or Nair.

by Lynn Amy November 03, 2017

The Muff-in man

Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes

Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man

by lewisg1989 June 08, 2017

biscuit muff

When a woman's muff is 3D- instead of just having a vagina/labia that is smooth with the contours of their pelvic area, the surrounding muff area protrudes like a biscuit- especially when bent over and viewed from behind.

When Jennifer bent over in her yoga pants, her biscuit muff created a sweet rear view camel toe!

by SildogintheNatti July 14, 2017

muff-bomb

Can mean 1 of 2 things:

a) when a reference to 'muff' is made during conversation. This is called "dropping the muff-bomb"

b) Having the same meaning as a "Fanny Fart" or "Tawt" the releasing of air from woman's vaginal cavity.

Friend 1 - "Bro, have you seen the latest Harry Potter movie?"

Friend 2 - "nah man, not yet... Will catch it after I see the girlfriend, maybe go with her?"

Friend 1 "oh yeah? you gonna go touch the muff are ya?"

Friend 3 - OH what?! - do I smell a Muff-Bomb?"

by Madam Hand December 29, 2010