The Boston Cream

The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down

Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”

by Annib March 4, 2022

Boston Cream Donut

The act of getting double penetrated in the nostrils, and having your nasal cavity filled with semen.

Hey Brayden, did you get a Boston cream donut cause I noticed your nose was dripping cream

by Leapstone November 11, 2024

Boston Elden Ring

(noun) the painfully potent pressure of a turd attempting to evacuate itself from your anus as you try desperately to stave off its attack.

"Damn! That Boston Elden Ring almost ruined my time in the hot tub with my partner."

by Keving Rady June 27, 2024

Boston snack

A very small penis

“His penis was barely a mouthful, just a Boston snack”

by mockish March 16, 2024

The Boston Rolex

An ugly ass Green Rolex that you wear solely for the fact that you want someone with a ripped Larry Bird jersey to jump you and beat you the fuck up, not to take the rolex because its disgusting looking, but just because you chose to wear a green rolex

Michael wished he had The Boston Rolex because he doesn't want love

by Kiri's Content House December 20, 2022

Boston Puddle

A puddle full of shit. Referring to the shitty water from Boston.

Guy 1: She performed a Boston Puddle on my dick last night.
Guy 2: Did you sue her? That's Gross!

by BrazillianGodfather November 8, 2020

Boston Rust Crust

Hard, dried up jizz on the rim of the booty hole from the night before.

Girl... you gotta take a shower first! You got some Boston Rust Crust around your chocolate starfish from last night!

by RichTheRedn3ck August 13, 2024