lonely creepy bastard

Tipically on a college campus in the dining hall, the person who is eating alone at a table, especially during the busy hours

Hey look, there's a lonely creepy bastard eating by themself.
"PLEASE go to dinner with me, I don't want to be the lonely creepy bastard!"

by E Jackson January 28, 2008

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egotistical commie bastard

A name that Nikki and Mary call people when they are 1)mad at them, 2)hate them, or 3) are digusted by their communistic ways. If you are called this that means you are very low.

OMG that kid just yelled at us, what an egotistical commie bastard!!!

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He is so full of himself, what an egotiscal commie bastard.

by Mary & Nikki rock May 7, 2005

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Cheeky bastard

Someone that’s down right fucked in the head . Is the slowest of the slow juts a good old cheeky bastard

Brandon’s a cheeky bastard because he won’t stop being an ass or for example when your cat takes a swing at you he becomes a cheeky bastard

by Cheeky bastard ac October 18, 2019

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Type of customer who has read every magazine, every online article, knows every line of the specs but has absolutely no budget, no permission from wife, partner or boss to buy but consumes every type of material like a ravenous T-rex and always has a BS use case that involves every single person in the company.

He begins every conversation asking for a free trial for XYZ corporation, whether of garden hoses or jet engines.

Mr Chen (or Suresh, almost always a recent immigrant with academic qualifications out of all proportion to the incredibly minor role held in a large US corporation) is a complete tire kicking bastard.

by BoilerRoom August 12, 2012

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