Alaskan Blowfish

To fart into one's "partner's" mouth, causing their cheeks to inflate and mildly imitate a blowfish. It can possibly be done to someone sleeping.
The First Lady LOVES to give the President an Alaskan Blowfish
by EtymaDrums June 10, 2015
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alaskan road dome

Getting bouncy head on a bumpy road reminiscent of those found in AK
Ted: I got some gnarly Alaskan road dome last night

Jimmy: fuck man I didn’t know you took a vacation
by Midnightrooster69 December 21, 2024
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Alaskan Steambag

To shut in a bag, lay it in your partners chest, then sitting on it until it explodes. Usually used in a sexual manner.
Jenny and I were feeling a little drowsy doing it last night so I decided to give her that Alaskan Steambag to rowdy things up a bit.
by SkibidiSigma445 September 23, 2024
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Alaskan Float

When a Man or Woman pours a float into their partner's anus.
Timmy gave his girlfriend Jenna an Alaskan Float.
by SoggyToothbrush December 27, 2020
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alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit
"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper
by blakesmittty June 22, 2017
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Alaskan Fire Dragon

The act of taping a sexual partner's mouth closed, and unleashing the wettest, stankiest diarrhea into their mouth, and then tickling them until it comes out of their nose.
I loved watching my uncle give my little brother the Alaskan Fire Dragon.
by ACBomb April 13, 2022
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Alaskan Firedragon

when a woman is giving a man a blow job and just before he cums he says something such as i have herpes than the woman will try to pull away but then the man pushes her head deep onto his cock than ejaculates through her sinuses causes the semen to leak out of her nose this is similar to laughing with milk in your mouth.
Timmy just gave that girl an Alaskan Firedragon.
by Swaggy chicken man 3000 yeeahh September 19, 2018
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