After the fact

This is a phrase that you say when someone does or says something but they have no idea that their timing was totally and stupidly wrong. Oftentimes, people will say it with the word "all".

How you gonna go to the movies with everybody, leave me behind, and then tell me that the film is good and I should go see it ALL AFTER THE FACT??

by TheBx41 September 17, 2012

Bubbly's in the Fridge

Something one says before losing their composure in an uncontrollable bout of intense rage. Alternate form "Bubbly in the Fridge".

Vanessa muttered "Bubbly's in the fridge" before yelling like a banshee and trashing up the tastefully decorated East-End living/dining room.

by Mons†er August 21, 2011

took the fifth

To "take the 5th" or "plead the 5th" means to claim protection under the fifth amendment to the U.S. Constitution. This amendment says in part that no one "shall be compelled, in any criminal case, to be a witness against himself." If a person believes that his testimony might tend to provide incriminating evidence against himself, he can invoke the fifth amendment and he will not be required to answer.

Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job?
Interviewee: They accused me of stealing four computers
Interviewer: Did they make you confess?
Interviewee: I took the fifth

by dr_binks November 29, 2005

five fingers to the face

Five fingers to the face or Triple F or FFF is another way of saying or describing that some one is in need of a tone check, a bitch slap or just a reality check.

Hey Scott I see that your friend is in need of a Tone Check, you better deliver five fingers to the face before I do it for you bitch.

by scottkaeding July 8, 2006

goof the floof

Scientology slang for masturbation

Xenu took the last moments he had in office to really goof the floof.

by supressive_person August 4, 2006

The Family Guy Effect

Do something funny. Continue to do so until said activity is no longer funny. Continue to do so until said activity is funny again. Repeat.

The Family Guy Effect: Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser!

by rapelax October 16, 2008

the farm

This is something that can be bet, sold, or transacted in some manner. It is a methaphorical term that is used to describe all of or a majority of one's money or belongings. The actual ammount of money it represents is dependent on a number of factors.

While playing some no limit Texas Hold 'em, I bet the farm and declared "All in"

by The General June 6, 2004