Hey Jack, did Your asshole get swamped last night?
Yea! My girl pumped me with so much snot it was dripping out!
Yea! My girl pumped me with so much snot it was dripping out!
by Jahsuej April 26, 2021
Nickname for The Netherlands because it rains 300 days per year, is below sea level, is unpleasant, wet, miserable, and full of mosquitoes.
I live in Germany, not far from the border. My teens whenever we venture in that direction ”We have just entered the Swamp!”
by Embeee October 04, 2022
by JackTheSwamper October 01, 2023
An obese woman with an unkept neglected muff runs on a treadmill while wearing a garbage bag on the hottest day of summer until she is sweating profusely. You lay her down, spread her lips and do a single lick of her clitoris as she wraps her cottage cheese legs around your head
by Swamp diver April 13, 2022
by Jeffjeffjeff2121 March 22, 2018
The act of cumming in someone’s ass, removing the cum with a syringe, then putting it into a food dehydrator and and turning it into a powder and sprinkling it back onto someone’s vagina.