stroke & slap

when a girl strokes your cock up and down and slaps your cock head in the palm of her other hand.

my girlfriend performed the stroke & slap last night sending me over the edge.

by jminator21 July 25, 2010

stroke the grumpy

1. Bringing a friend or colleague out of a bad mood with a handy.

2. Bringing one's self out of a bad mood by masturbating.

3. Obligatory sex with one's spouse.

My boss was in a bad mood this morning, so I stroked his grumpy, and now he's all smiles.

What is she doing in there? She was probably stroking the grumpy.

Had to stroke the grumpy last night, it had been three weeks since the last time we had sex.

by grumpyd December 10, 2010

Groin Stride

During sex and one partner is on top of the other (usually works better when woman is on top) and instead of bouncing she just strides your groin. It is usually when she's really into it and she's about to climax. There is less of an in and out motion and just a basic stride.

I think that hottie from Wrightwood was really into it, because she was groin striding the shit out of me last night. I have chafing scars on my hips! Ahh the good ole groin stride strikes again.

by Nasty&Pats Imagination Factory January 16, 2010

Unlimited Power Stroke

When you have a stroke because you are so overwhelmed by your phone battery being at a full 100%.

Guy 1:How'd he die?
Guy 2: Poor bastard had an unlimited power stroke.

by Horrorfreak78 December 3, 2017

Letting the Stroke Ride

When your taking her to poundtown, and you go so hard that you can't leave the motion of fornication.

Chase: Yo we got fucked up at that party, even Ben was slaying pussy.

Gavin: Yeah, I was Letting the Stroke Ride on some bitch and gave her scoliosis.

by Benalini March 19, 2022

Stripey Shirted Douche

A male who is fond of very white shoes, pooka shell necklaces, a vertically striped dress shirt, usually collar up, over-gelled hair, and may be seen alone or is followed around by a herd of his own clones IE:his friends. Usually conformity-retarded, and is found at any bar or club, or other gathering place. May or may not actually be wearing the stripey shirt, if not stripey, usually a polo shirt. See stripey shirted douches' girlfriend

Look at that stripey shirted douche. He is just like all his friends.

He has the gelled hair, the pooka shell necklace and the neon white shoes. Plus, he wears a stripey shirt with his collar up. The kid at church is such a douche.

by Puce Emu August 21, 2008

stroke

-noun
respect, influence or power in a particular area, process or decision

The priest tried to get the boy out of jail, but he had little or no stroke outside of his congregation.

by Outlaw Zero June 11, 2011