carpet square

A term for a woman's hairy down there area.

Damn, did you see the carpet square on that chick?

by Thudgasm June 16, 2017

Times Square Sunscreen

A type of sunscreen found only on the streets. Organically made, this is not high is SPF.

Brendan, wasted again, passed out on the corner. His drunk ass friends took a piss where he was laying, covering him in some Times Square Sunscreen.

by Kobrakys June 10, 2021

Squared

When you max out while at the gym or lifting

Dude today I squared and almost messed up my back.

by The dope atheist January 26, 2021

Alabama pocket square

a gentleman's beverage in flask form placed in the inner pocket of a jacket during a refined social gathering, such as a banquet or a reception.

Look, Steve brought his Alabama pocket square - he just spiked his sweet tea with it.

by Jeff Handley March 13, 2012

Square root of 2

1.414...

Square root of 2(√2): hi 1/7
1/7: hi √2
√2: lets invite pi and e!
1/7: ok??
(pi,e,and √2 secretly planns to kill 1/7)
pi,e: hi there :)
pi: im 3.141592653...
e: im 2.718281828...
√2: im 1.414213562...
We never repeat!
1/7: im a repeated 857142...
Pi: just killing you thats alll
√2: kills 1/7
e: Bye have a great time

by ppgpp110 July 9, 2021

D squared

Douchebag dick

That D squared would not let me merge into the left lane.

by QueenBess1917 July 19, 2019

Square Dance

When sexaul intercourse occurres between four concenting adults, aka a foursome, that are Texas natives. Or when the sexual act occurres with Texas borders.

"Dude that bonfire was wild, I went inside and accidentally walked in on a square dance."

"Hey y'all, my wife and I were wondering if you two would like to join us this weekend for a good ol' square dance?!?"

by LoneStarGingerBeardMan May 28, 2019