spitting fudge

When you are past turtle heading a massive shit and it's spraying out of your arse.

Damn it I need to get to a toilet asap I'm spitting fudge here

by Matt Damon young April 16, 2017

spitting genius

the act of speaking extremely intelligent or genius-like words or phrases.

saying something a genius would say

"you are spitting genius right now." i told the man as he explained his theory of the universe to me

by Miss Lil March 14, 2011

Spit

The secret word for a combination of sperm and shit.

Bro why’d you jerk off in the shared bathroom?! Now the whole place smells like spit!

by TheBeanSpiller December 8, 2023

Spitting Game

The ‘Spitting Game’ is a game to see how far someone can spit.
Materials needed:
- Red Tape
-Friends
-Place to partake in this activity
Gather 1 (or more friend!) and mark a red line on the floor. Then, you and your friends will take turns spitting. Whoever reaches the red line and/or goes over has won the ‘Spitting Game’
If there is a tie, mark the red line further and retry the ‘Spitting Game’ over and over until there is a tiebreaker/concise winner.
The prize of the ‘Spitting Game’ can be whatever of your choice,

John: Dude, i tried spitting game with Rick and Emily!
William: So cool dude! How’d it go?
John: I WON! I spit the best game, y’know me!

by metogood2 December 24, 2024

Towel spit

When you spit in a towel multiple times after brushing your teeth.

I towel spit and my name is joe

by Dr shart March 8, 2022

take a spit

1)to take a cigarette break / taking a drag of a smokable substance

2) to be spat on

1) •"gonna take a spit" he said while exiting the building
• "take a spit'" they said while passing *smokable substance*

by YourHolySpirit March 6, 2022

Spit on that thang

One move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time.

Gotta give him that HAWK TUAH and spit on that thang

by spitonthatthang June 20, 2024