spoon

Spoon, most commonly known in its plural form spoons, but not limited to its formal form spoonsy, is a nickname that describes a person who eats a lot of pudding, always has a spoon behind his or her ear, or uses wit and sarcasm to derail an awkward situation in his or her already awkward and miserable life. Or in some cases all three.

Person a:Hey spoons tell us that joke again about the guy and the doorbell

Person b: omg it's so funny
Spoons: Holder on let me finish my pudding

by Spoonsy McGee October 28, 2016

Spoon ho

Someone who spoons with others regardless of relationship status, emotional state, or friendship with the spoonee.

"Oh my god, Katie is such a spoon ho, she cuddled with everyone at the party last night!"

by Thymelord November 3, 2016

spoonce

A nig nog, black person drinking egg nog

Man sponcer is such a spoonce

by FRESH_PRINCE_anime_DUBS November 4, 2016

Spoon

a name to call someone if they've done something stupid or silly.

"I've just left my coffee on top of my car; I'm a spoon."
"That spoon has just dropped his keys in a puddle."
"She boarded the wrong train, how could she be such a spoon?"

by musicalanomalie November 30, 2016

spoonbar

Very cuddle-able person that you are attracted to sexually. Spoon bar basically means you would like to spoon the person you talk about

"Woah, what a spoonbar that girl is!" Said Jamie in amazement of the girls body.

by Ciaradoherty371 January 18, 2017

Spoonaroo

To "spoonaroo", you must get a spoon and scoop some peanut butter on it and twirl the spoon as far up your butthole as you can.

"Hey man, I just did a spoonaroo in the bathroom."
"What are you fucking gay?"

by veinycockpopsicle March 2, 2017

Spoon

That guy that eats everything

He's such a spoon

by Proof!! March 6, 2017