The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.
Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”
Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”
Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”
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The phrase comes from Adrijus Bee AKA Adrijus08, a simple but odd misinterpretation of the song ‘In My Room’ by Frank Ocean whilst in the back of a friends car. The true lyrics of which he was trying to interpret were “…no sleeper seats, that’s a mattress”.
The entire video was a video filmed by Joel Long AKA minigod802, it was a daily video that would include Ryan, Adrijus & Joel, where they would say “LAAAHD” an odd but interesting way to keep memories of being in the back of Cody’s car (as it was only that year they would be in that car after school).
The phrase resurfaced as Ryan Monty AKA Paulie__Dee rewatched the video and found the phrase that Adrijus said quite amusing. This lead to Ryan saying the phrase frequently and making an inside joke, nowadays the phrase is said by millions across the world, including celebrities like: Drake, Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, Joji, The Burger King mascot etc.
The phrase comes from Adrijus Bee AKA Adrijus08, a simple but odd misinterpretation of the song ‘In My Room’ by Frank Ocean whilst in the back of a friends car. The true lyrics of which he was trying to interpret were “…no sleeper seats, that’s a mattress”.
The entire video was a video filmed by Joel Long AKA minigod802, it was a daily video that would include Ryan, Adrijus & Joel, where they would say “LAAAHD” an odd but interesting way to keep memories of being in the back of Cody’s car (as it was only that year they would be in that car after school).
The phrase resurfaced as Ryan Monty AKA Paulie__Dee rewatched the video and found the phrase that Adrijus said quite amusing. This lead to Ryan saying the phrase frequently and making an inside joke, nowadays the phrase is said by millions across the world, including celebrities like: Drake, Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, Joji, The Burger King mascot etc.
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Get the Plowman Special mug.'As the insufferable Greta traversed the planet burning tonne upin tonne of aviation fuel, she remained oblivious that her fart sniffing, piss drinking life as a climate spactivist had sealed her fate.
'She will die a greasy haired, unfuckable, turd-licking nobody. Perplexed as to why coastal towns and cities aren't under 50 feet of sea water'.
'She will die a greasy haired, unfuckable, turd-licking nobody. Perplexed as to why coastal towns and cities aren't under 50 feet of sea water'.
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Get the Dyson Special mug.When a person continually fucks up at the same thing in the same way so much so that the act of fucking it up becomes known as a Special. When a another person makes the same fuck up as the originator, that act can then be known as "Insert Originators Full Name" Special.
Insult to injury is added if originator is in same room when term is used on someone.
Insult to injury is added if originator is in same room when term is used on someone.
e.g of "Insert Persons Full Name" Special.
Alan & Dave driving to another town
Alan "Jimmy always get lost driving"
Dave "Now im fucking lost"
Alan "Yeah you done a Jimmy Smith Special"
Dave "Shit"
Alan & Dave driving to another town
Alan "Jimmy always get lost driving"
Dave "Now im fucking lost"
Alan "Yeah you done a Jimmy Smith Special"
Dave "Shit"
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