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Royal Slide

The act of pouring cooking oil on the floor of a men's room stall then getting on all fours and forcefully sliding back and forth so to satisfy both the occupied glory holes on either side of the stall. Typically mid-way through the 15 minute session the "stall beast" rotates 180 degrees so that both men get a shot at his anus and mouth. This act is usually performed in truck stops but occasionally in more upscale places such as rap concerts and trailer parks.
Man we stopped at a truck stop on I-40 near Raleigh and the line to ride the "Double Royal Slide" was out the door. I'll swing by on a 2 for 1 Tuesday."
by SlyBoots1414 August 3, 2021
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sewer slimy slide

sewer slimy slide: when you want to kermit suicide but u end up going down a sewer slimy slide 😌🙈🙊💩
Patty made me wanna go down the sewer slimy slide cause she ate my cake ;)
by don’t user your real name February 13, 2019
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Slide into calendar

Slide into calendar can be used in these ways:

"Hey Hege, I noticed an empty time slot on your Outlook… mind if I slide into your calendar?"

"First, he asked for a ‘brainstorm session.’ Then, a ‘strategy sync.’ Now, a ‘team lunch’? Hege, he’s definitely sliding into your calendar!"

"I saw him lingering by Hege’s desk all week—dude’s trying to slide into her calendar."
by Calendar Creep February 27, 2025
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Tennessee Mud Slide

When you lay your partner on his/hers stomach as they take a diarrhea shit, then you run your generals in between their cheeks causing the Tennessee mud slide before penetrating
Me:Bro after Taco Bell me and my girl had a wild night after we kept doing the Tennessee Mud Slide.

Friend:Dude you’re fucking gross..
by Jim H. Piffony August 3, 2023
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slided schlukies

Slided schlukies is a group of dudes from Danmark, offen seen partying or hitting on trusseskubberne.
Dude, did you hear about the slided schlukies, they are the coolest group of pussy slayers on earth.
by LenetteSlayer43 November 29, 2021
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duel slides

The phenomenon in which you see a fuck boye walking down the street with one champion slide, and one other off-brand slide.
Hailey: Did you see Kwame walking down the street with two different slides on? It’s mesmerizing.
Jessica: Yea, they call that the “Duel Slides” phenomenon. No one really knows how it happens though...
by BlurbPancake September 24, 2018
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Crap Crap Slide

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.
DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.
by gregben March 10, 2022
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