When a prison orgy ends up with somebody shooting a bar of soap out of their ass and they all have have a turn sliding across the remnants
by DaOGShotta February 18, 2023

by Tethyseternal September 12, 2021

by BingusDingus December 10, 2019

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.
"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."
by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018

When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.
Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!
by wherearemyparents April 14, 2020

while having sex, you try and cut off your partners nipple and then glue or stitch it to their elbow
by Ramenboi21 March 27, 2024

This is when a girl is riding your cock and she pisses while sliding up and down your shaft so much she slides right off.
Man, this chick and I were banging after drinking all night, she ended up in the floor after an Oklahoma water slide.
by Daddy Big Balls June 11, 2021
