muddy snapper

The act of a male inserting his penis into a women's vagina after pulling it out of her anus. Presumably there is fecal matter on the man's penis, which ultimately makes its way to the woman's vagina.

Mike 1: Some bitch wanted me to pound her ass last night.
Mike 2: How'd it go?
Mike 1: Pretty nasty in fact, she tapped out after like 3 seconds but I made sure I got my nut by giving her the old muddy snapper. I then doused my cock in Clorox.

by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 15, 2017

Chapped Snapper Face

When a person's face is red and raw from eating a woman's pussy for a long time. Especially if she hasn't shaved in a few days.

I tore my girls pussy up for hours last night. She had stubble from not shaving that thing for a week so I got chapped snapper face. Got any lotion?

by Vettech12 October 18, 2017

french slapper

When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch

French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?

Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it

by Doodle May 7, 2018

Yapper-Slapper

The word a guardian uses when they're about to slap you for cursing.

Sally said God's name in vain and then her mom said "Oh, time to give you the yapper-slapper."

by justcallmechickennugget May 14, 2018

Booty slapper

Person who does not respect woman rights

My neighbour is such a booty slapper

by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018

khaki slapper

A khaki slapper is a no good flipping huligans

Hey edog ur a khaki slapper

by ImTheManYesIAmYesIAm June 29, 2018

secret shopper

Refers to members of the less-affluent sector of mall-customers who merely wish to purchase regular groceries and/or household products in bulk, but who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the exorbitant "membership fee" that the "big box" stores like Sam's Club charge. These limited-income folks therefore discreetly approach "enrolled" club-members who have either just arrived at the store or are currently pushing their carts around the aisles, and quietly ask them if they could please also purchase the merchandise that the indigent people want along with the items on their own shopping lists, and then afterwards they all meet back up outside in the parking lot where there are no prying eyes from the store's staff, and the grateful low-income families carefully go over the obliging club-members' store-receipts to total up the costs of the "additionally-purchased" items, and then reimburse the members for the appropriate amounts in cash.

Being a secret shopper can indeed be a great way to save on household-staple items; just watch out for Sam's Club chiselers, however.

by QuacksO July 23, 2018