5 second joke

A joke that lasts for only 5 seconds. (A joke that can easily be spotted in 5 seconds.)

Dood 1: look, I got a 100 dollar bill
Dood 2: (5 seconds later)... Dude, thats fake
Dood 1: I know, its a 5 second joke

by YT name: Max Mool ( Asian kid) May 23, 2018

Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.

This is actually a quote that I came up with. My friend said that all quotes are positive and inspiring. I proved him wrong 🤣. I put it again if you couldn't see it.

Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.

by Guys are better than girls March 23, 2021

Belmont Senior Secondary

The roughest school this side of the tracks.

"Dude this place is more ghetto then Belmont Senior Secondary "

by bostoncream December 1, 2009

Woodlands Ring Secondary School

Woodlands ring sec is a school in Woodlands. Alot of gangster wannabe. Everyday shout at their friends ( I thot school was on fire ). Some use phone in the toilets. The food in the canteen is unhygienic and most them have ants. ( once have crockcroach ) it is a poor school. Cant afford tables and chairs. Have aircons in classroom but for display only. Most of the teacher are fine but there are ONE art teacher is very unreasonable, known as the Karen. Speaking of art, the art room is very old and dusty. No lift, every day need walk up the stairs. The toilets are dirty as hell, got shits on the toilet bowl as well as the walls. Dont know wat the toilet cleaners are doing. Even though school is poor but got good cars in the school ( Aston Martin )

no money trash school

you know woodlands ring Secondary school food in the canteen taste good?

try eating it and hope you come to school tomorrow.

by chickennuggetisgood August 24, 2021

Second Life

Reference to a program in which one lives out a sort of second life building what they want, chatting with who they want, scripting their builds to do what they want.

I love my Second Life!

by Derek Jones March 1, 2004

5 second rule

A highly scientific finding that says that germs need at least five seconds to jump on food that falls on the floor, enabling the person who dropped said food to pick it up and safely consume it, as long as they do so within five seconds of dropping it.

"Hey dude, that cookie's still OK to eat, the five second rule's in effect."

by dungbeetle July 10, 2004

SecondSmear

The second wipe on a roll of papyrus after the FirstWipe is completed after the stool gathers towards the hatch, alongside the perimeter.

Vogul never had a strong FirstWipe, but his papyrus was often heavily soiled after that SecondSmear. He was very well respected for this.

Dung Hoven walked out of the stall to show his boys his SecondSmear before he went back in to finish wiping.

Lots of men gathered around a group of guys wiping their asses in order to see if they had respectable SecondSmears.

by GerthPaul March 1, 2023