My dog is so stupid, he drank too much sea water and shit sand gravy all over the back of my car on the way home.
by Vashmil March 27, 2015

Cornelius: "Damn man, I've been farting hard all night. I guarantee there is quite an exorbitant amount of beef sand in my dungaroos."
by JuhBustin November 12, 2014

by skeptical666 January 9, 2020

by Jack887 March 9, 2022

A sand-job is when a girl takes a piece of sandpaper and then when in her hand proceeds to give you a hand job.
by ILikeCircles June 8, 2009
