Claims being a sea Marshall, navy captain ( actually the only place that he controls warships is in the game : world of Warships)
He also studies medicine and has incomplete skills in playing musical instruments, drawing and sports. He masturbates once per day and always fantasizes about his female friends. But he needs porn videos to accomplish the process (ejaculation). He urinates 24 times a day and has never experienced vaginal,anal or oral sex in his life. He often involves in spying and double/triple/quad agency and messes with his friends. He has kidney failure(not the disease. It refers to his Failure in nephrology exam!)
He has several names that soon will be addressed here
He also studies medicine and has incomplete skills in playing musical instruments, drawing and sports. He masturbates once per day and always fantasizes about his female friends. But he needs porn videos to accomplish the process (ejaculation). He urinates 24 times a day and has never experienced vaginal,anal or oral sex in his life. He often involves in spying and double/triple/quad agency and messes with his friends. He has kidney failure(not the disease. It refers to his Failure in nephrology exam!)
He has several names that soon will be addressed here
A: hello captian samadi!
B: Hi the little young man, wait ten minutes , I've got to finish this sacred activity (masturbating)
B: Hi the little young man, wait ten minutes , I've got to finish this sacred activity (masturbating)
by Nakhoda August 16, 2018
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by That's Just Dumb October 29, 2018
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Anna: Ugh I hate Samantha
(Samantha over hears)
Samantha: Oh really? You do? Well let me tell you something; I don’t give a damn about what you think of me, I don’t know why you hate me and personally I really do not care. So leave me alone and get on with your sad life.
Anna: ...yes okay! 😦
(Samantha over hears)
Samantha: Oh really? You do? Well let me tell you something; I don’t give a damn about what you think of me, I don’t know why you hate me and personally I really do not care. So leave me alone and get on with your sad life.
Anna: ...yes okay! 😦
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Samarth is a pig.
by Also_Hes_Fat December 22, 2017
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She is such a samantha!
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Samantha stabbed me in the back again.
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obsessed with "keshon". always steals peoples phone when they sleepover at their houses
obsessed with "keshon". always steals peoples phone when they sleepover at their houses
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