sharpie shop

To attack a photo with a sharpie or other permanet marker. usually happens right after a break-up or fight.
After she and Mark's nasty break-up, she decided to sharpie shop every photo she had of him.
by ABERZOMBIE!! March 06, 2010
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butcher shop accordion

When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.
This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.
by videomilitia May 04, 2010
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ryan shop

a sexy hot beast, with a nice body. he is a daddy, and makes a nice fanfiction. u can picture him dripping wet every morning before breakfast. he has a large, muscular head, and has a sexy chiseled jawline. only idiot wouldn't want to bang ryan shop
"Dang, Ryan Shop is daddy"
"Man that guy is so sexy, it must be Ryan Shop"
by RyanShopIsDaddy April 24, 2016
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spank daddy shop

your online shopping for Spank Daddy merchandise and SpankDaddy approved fetish tools. Flogger, paddle, restraints, crops, spank, daddy, spanking. Check out the one stop shopping experience for sex toys
lets go to spank daddy shop and order a 200 fall flogger made with real leather and lots of other toys. www.spankdaddyshop.com
by Spank Daddy Canada December 29, 2024
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driving to the shops

Giving two Asian men handjobs, at the same time!
She's driving to the shops with those two Asian men!
by ToddPacker December 13, 2023
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5-letter shopping

Shopping for any high-end or opulent brand that has five letters in the name. Such as Gucci, Fendi (Roma), Dolce (and Gabbana) , Prada, Louie (Vuitton), Saint (Laurent), David (Yurman), Coach or any other high-end 'five-letter' brand, which originated from the award-winning novel Gypsy Lane: A Love Drama.
I'm heading down to the fashion district to do a little five-letter shopping.
Hopefully I can do some 5-letter shopping at the outlets, so I can ball on a budget.

I just came back from King of Prussia mall, doing some five-letter shopping.

If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.
by VdDdororVvVVVVVVvv December 10, 2017
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Tiktok Shop Guru

An annoying individual who promotes products on TikTok Shop they pretend to own or care about for commission.

They will tell often have terribly annoying acting and say things like "Somebody from Monster is getting fired! Cause you can get 4 packs of white Monster for ONLY 50 VITENAMISE DONG and shipping is only sixteen times the price of the item!"
Son: "Dad, I'm going to start committing war crimes and felonies daily"

Dad: "No worries son, as long as you don't become a TikTok Shop Guru"
by Vantik74 September 09, 2024
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