remote reflex

The lightning fast,cat-like reflex of grabbing the remote control to mute or change channels when an uber annoying commercial comes on the TV. Can be anything from a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher promo,to a hard-to-watch starving child,animal abuse or child with whooping cough spot.

My remote reflex has been timed at 15/100 of a second.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Tweener-Reflex

The sudden urge one gets to leave (or have your "tweener" leave) almost immediately after having had sex with your "tweener", regardless or sexual gratification.

(Tweener (adj): People who are sexually intimate with when they are both between relationships - similar to friends with benefits, but with the expectation that while the friendship will continue, the benefits are put aside when one of the people involved gets involved in a romantic relationship.) This is not to be confused with one-night stand remorse or anxiety, since tweeners are not usually just one night stands.

After being out all doing something (day or night) you get home and realize you are horny. You are in between relationships so you call someone you know. The two of you engage in short conversation, have a few adult beverages and get down to business... almost as soon as you finish, you are hit with the "tweener-reflex" and need to get up and get moving or you want your "tweener' to leave so you can sleep. This is not the same as guilt or remorse, its just a feeling you don't want them hanging around.

by Juxone November 16, 2011

Hag reflex

The physical and emotional response to dealing with unpleasant women (usually of a certain age). "Unpleasant" can refer to her grouchy demeanor and/or odor.

Martha really triggered my hag reflex at the potluck dinner.

by jcooler August 31, 2012

marada reflex

Czech phenomenon in social studies: repetition of the circumstances and events leading to the negation of environment.

Marada reflex its when situations or circumstances are repeated until the rejection of the environment.

by petrzel October 11, 2012

Mousetrap reflex

The reflex that a girl has when you reach to touch her boobs and she doesn't approve of the action. She usually bites your outstretched fingers in a really quick motion like a mousetrap.

Guy 1: Dude that chick has a serious mousetrap reflex!

Guy 2: Well that's what you get for trying to touch her tits.

by Hoboinspace August 7, 2013

Outlander (referring to a female)

A female "A Player," who is generally difficult to get a hold of or is always engaged in outlandish or extremely fun activities. This person would be very unlikely to respond to text messages or phone calls in a timely manner as she is most likely at EDC, hanging with Ludacris, or otherwise engaged in a pool party of some kind. Generally these females are extremely attractive and know it.

God this chick is such an Outlander (referring to a female). She texts me back 3 days later with a full response like its normal.

by APlayer September 29, 2013

Apology Reflex

Someone who makes a harsh joke directed at another person, but then is quick to apologize and beg for forgiveness - losing his friends respect for his joke(s) in the process. The ultimate sign of someone with no balls.

Joe: Damn Kevin, I can't tell if that's your mom or a hippo.
Kevin: Wow Joe, you're an ass.
Joe: Shit man I'm sorry, I was just kidding... Let me buy you a new car.

Friends: *shake heads* Look, his apology reflex is acting up again.

by Mocha Suthers April 29, 2014