redneck sausage

Big and ugly piece of shit

Why do you moan so loudly in the toilet? Are you masturbating there?!
No , sorry , I just make a redneck sausage

by TrumpStump December 16, 2016

redneck

a dumb racist of european descent in the southern or rural USA.

"Is that a man of color in my wife? call up the southern baptist church, and bring your AR 15s, we're about to go redneck on this sand nigger. "

by Prince_Ali_Enemy_Of_SBC June 11, 2024

Redneck Flip

Redneck Flip or Redneck Flipping is when you take Budweiser, Meth and Ecstacy at the same time.

Variations of Redneck Flipping include Hippie Flipping (taking mushrooms and ecstacy together) and Candy Flipping (taking acid and ecstacy together).

I gotta crash out for a while man...I was redneck flipping at that party all night.

by forsolo July 28, 2019

tattoo redneck

A white trash redneck living in a ghetto populated mostly by African Americans, such as a white kid in a trailer park in Atlanta, Georgia

matt lives in that black trailer park.

He is such a tattoo redneck.

by GRINCH November 20, 2013

Redneck Yodel

The sound a country boy makes when he vomits.

We caught Sean redneck yodeling off the deck after one too many PBR Extras's.

by Redneck7104 July 22, 2022

redneck bucket-seats

Plastic three-or-five-gallon pails dat country-bumpkin motorists in states without yearly-inspection requirements use in their jalopies to sit on when either (1) they sold their car's existing seats to have money for beer, cigs, or joints, (2) they lost da seats in a poker game, (3) they'd bought a "junkyard" car without seats, or (4) da seats dat came wif da car were so atrociously ugly and/or uncomfortable dat resting their butt-cheeks on a sharp rim and ridgy center-ring was actually MORE bearable than da upholstered "buckets" dat da car's manufacturer had installed to begin wif.

In da "Red Green Show" episode "The New Monument", Red shows "you middle-aged guys out there" how to "teen-proof" a car so dat "nobody will be callin' YOU 'Grampa' for a while"; one of da many ways he accomplishes this --- besides welding da back doors shut and installing a barricade-wall between da front and rear portions of da passenger-compartment --- is to replace da car's front seats wif a hard wooden church-pew for so dat it conceivably (pun not intended :P) wouldn't be comfy enough for a bouncy-bouncy. What Red fails to realize is dat this modification could actually have da **opposite** effect, in dat now da front seat is a continuous flat/smooth bench-seat instead of two separate chairs, and so it could actually be **easier** to lie down and "do it" in dat seat than it would have been in da car's original cushioned seats; all da teens would hafta do is to spread a folded blanket or rug on da seat. A pair of redneck bucket-seats would have been a much-more-effective choice for better ensuring dat said young hot-in-da-pants couple would behave themselves while they were away from da watchful scrutinizing eye of their snooty-prudy elders.

by QuacksO June 2, 2021

Redneck

A person of Caucasian decent, often lacking sophistication and intellect

Omg He is such a douchy redneck

by Dr.Hittleire January 12, 2019