Drag Racing

The action of running hesitantly, while prairie dogging see prairie dogging, to the restroom, or mid-shit.

GUY 1: "Do you remember that time Thaddeus Jones was Drag Racing through the house cause he realized there was no TP halfway through his shit? "
GUY 2: "Yeah that was hilarious, we told him to check for toilet paper first"

by Carniverus Hamilton September 20, 2016

race to a ton

Race between guys to see who can bang a ton's worth of girls the fastest. This race encourages hooking up with the not so genetically gifted woman.

Bro, are you competing in the race to a ton? Yeah dude, I've banged 4 chicks and I'm up to 700 lbs.

by frattttttboi September 8, 2016

Race Swap

When you take a face-swap selfie with a friend who's a different ethnicity.

"Hey man, did you see Tom's new profile pic?"

"Yeah it looks rediculous - he's super white but wearing a do-rag."

"Race Swap."

OR

"Yes, the lighting in this spot is sweet; let us celebrate our friendship, and the racial diversity of our social circle, with a hilarious face swap."

"Careful with the contrast."

"Raceswap."

"Word."

by Gareth7015 June 16, 2016

fake race

a person who does not identify to the human race, nor to the animal species. not even of extraterrestrial origin. mostly used to make fun of people who say there from a country that they don't look like they are from

guy:this girl says she is from india, and she is white!
other guy: wow man, she's a fake race!

by gingamear May 25, 2016

race liar

An fraud who goes under the guise of blackface to get sympathy of the community they claim to represent, as the one from Spokane, Washington was outed as really being Czech. Her linkedin account was discovered as the wordpress blog "Lying Bastards All Around" addressed what she did. A race liar is another form of a fabulist on a journalistic level as they draw from alternate history to give themselves a biography where they lie about their real ethnicity.

The media hounds were having a field day with Rachel Dolezal as they caught her as a race liar. She can't even find a job working in porn as Wikipedia reported on this -- do a Bing.com search Wordpress: Lying Bastards All Around and one will find the biting investigative blog entry. It's a light grey blog with a red side panel. The commentary before the blog entry starts has a link to a photo on her facebook; trolling ensues.

by illinoishorrorman January 14, 2018

racing rookie

Does not know how to drive race car turn wrenches or pick up good looking fat chicks

James is racing rookie

by 55dpetty February 11, 2018

it's race time

The man the myth the legend "XmattyG" made this meme famous in his Youtube videos where he screams IT'S RACE TIME before a race on the F1 Games. By SRL Ecke

It's race time it's the Ching chong grand prickie

by Uppsapa January 25, 2017