You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.

best done on a carpet.
person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day
by Big ol' Gav May 10, 2019
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Sport/Game. Involves riding large women at the bar around for as long as possible. One selects his or her "rhino" competitor selects opposing "rhino", at a predetermined signal they mount. The winner is the last to be dislodged. Alternatively a preset "finish line" could be selected.
We are going rhino racing at the bar, will you join us?
by reddeeraltafan December 12, 2010
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The long scratches down the side of a Beanermobile.
Oh look...they modified their car with Modelo Racing Stripes.
by buttfist May 28, 2022
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One of the most elite forms of Grand Prix racing in the western United States. Aside from all the factory and dedicated professionals, the crowd is mostly full of goons that live in the high desert or inland empire. Most of the girls are “homie hoppers” and thots that just screw with every guy there. There has been a group formed by teenagers called the “squid squad” that race or spectate this series that are destructive and full of drama except for a few members of this group. Other than that, it’s a pretty cool race to attend
I went to the NGPC race series and I got the biggest dose of high desert vibes that I’ve ever experienced.
by Ur mom_ February 14, 2020
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When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses
Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had

Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight
by Fronk donk August 25, 2017
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