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liquid pizza

noun: stomach contents; vomit; puke; barf; liquid laughs; liquid groceries; et al.

So called for the similarity of its visual texture and color palette to typical crappy frozen or national-chain, two-for-twenty-bucks, one-liter-free-coke delivery pizza. The viscous liquid base is the consistency and color of creamed corn, not dissimilar in appearance to the plastic milk protein-based synthetic goo intended to masquerade as cheese on the typical pizza. Suffused and suspended within can be nearly anything, usually unidentifiable inclusions or flecks of dark green, red or brown hue, or more rarely, black or dark gray.

Mandatory though, is the presence of mysterious solid pink chunks of God-only-knows what. Pepperoni perhaps? Ham? How about ground-up beef and pork sphincters, tantalizingly enhanced with FD&C Red Dye No 3? YUMMERS!
I'm such an assclown! I shouldn't have drunk that whole fifth of Drambuie. On the way home last night I sprayed liquid pizza all over the windshield and dashboard of my girlfriend's car! No blowjobs coming my way for a while!
by Bonejob May 1, 2008
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The Dick-Pizza Phenomena

The unexplainable Phenomena that the word "dick" can be completely canceled out by the word "Pizza" with strong emphasis on the "P" in Pizza. (used much like "that's what she said" after your buddy makes a statement)
*Baran throws cold water all over Chase while he is in the shower as a practical joke*

Chase: "Dude, that's not cool. You are such a Dick!"

Baran: "Pizza!"


The Dick-Pizza Phenomena
by NadWahl October 20, 2008
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That Pizza Tower Fan

That cunt who made the iconic Dave and Bambi fantrack called "Screwed".

Also known as "Ms. That Pizza Tower Fan".

Thirdly known for saying the n-word.

Fourthly for genderbending his own oc like a fucking whore and what usual Friday Night Funkin' fans do.
That Pizza Tower Fan is not a pizza tower fan
by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022
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Shit on that pizza

A phrase often used by teenagers when they order pizza. Can be used in any situation if enough marijuana has been involved.
TC-Yo man lemme get 5 big cheese pizzas.
Pizza guy: Aight that'll be $50.00.
TC: ok thanks, and make sure there's no shit on that pizza...CLICK(hangs up).
Pizza guy: damn stoners
by Pete allen December 14, 2008
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kingston pizza

The greatest pizza restaurant in Rhode Island. Has a variety of Specialty Pizzas including Buffalo chicken, BBQ chicken, and the famous 911 which has almost any kind of meat you can think of. Also known as KP
Corey: Yo man lets get some Kingston Pizza
George: Hell yea Im craving that 911 pizza
by cottonball July 21, 2006
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Anchovie Pizza

A females happy place. esspecially used when refering to oral sex on a woman
"Damn last night I had some anchovie pizza and it was the shit"

or

girl-"are you hungry?"
guy-"yeah, what do you want to eat"
girl-"i made you some anchovie pizza"
by Kublie Khan August 10, 2006
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Yo Boy Pizza

Practically the best youtuber ever. He plays Madden and Fortnite but is not as good as others. He thinks he is so bad but he is not.
Yo, what is going on Itz Yo Boy Pizza!
by Hello; July 17, 2018
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