Purple Penis

When one's dick is grabbed so tight that it loses blood flow to the tip.

She squeezed so tight I got purple penis.

by wiggleman83 July 7, 2020

Purple Ferp

A big floppy purple object.

Jorge was slapped in the face by a purple ferp this afternoon.

by Tr3429 November 9, 2011

purple yogurt

cum

oh daddy put that purple yogurt all in me

by daddyxoxox November 8, 2017

Purple Republic

Penguins of the Purple Republic are often a-holes who use their vast numbers to overwhelm the many, many people who play Club Penguin. They perform raids on servers, sometimes forming a swastikaout of bots. During raids, they will make VERY loud farts and are constantly drilling. They are purple penguins equipped with jackhammers and moderate armor (construction hat) and for some reason believe in a master race.

ACP member: what is happening
PR member: PURPLE REPUBLIC
PR member: DRILL THE INFIDELS
PR member: PURPLE PRIDE SERVER WIDE!
ACP member: *starts inviting agents of other armies*
RPF officer: ACP and PR? Where’s the rest of your squad?
ACP member: That’s the problem: there’s no squad.
PR bots: *fart*
RPF member: Let’s get out of here, man. There’s nothing I can do to help if nobody else is online.

by Texting Error February 6, 2018

purple sex

ah lol y'know it boi

aye purple sex molly purple sex

by THEREALFUTUREHENDRIX April 4, 2017

purple cobras

a group of friends and brothers, that optimize the epitome of being cool, pull mad bitches (mad in the sense of hot and a lot), are just all-around chillers/blazers, and have their home lair always labeled "The Pit"

The gang of purple cobras currently attending USC

by purplecobra4life November 18, 2009

purple helmet

any large aggravated appendage located in the lower abdominal area...(male)...we hope...

by crap magnet May 25, 2003