Pocket Stoner

Someone who always has weed in their pockets, and smokes on it all day, no matter where they are.

Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna get high right here in the auditorium? I brought some weed with me."

Guy2: "Man you're such a pocket stoner. But yes, yes I would like to smoke the stickiest of the icky with you."

by Sac_static December 9, 2013

pocket flab

On a morbidly obese individual, large flaps of skin hanging down below the waist, forming pockets of flab under the sweatpants, about where the pockets would be on real pants.

Usually observed on American rednecks carrying large misspelled signs protesting against the government.

Dude, did you see the pocket flab on that teabagger?

by DrSamba December 17, 2013

Pocket Pancake

Reserving a pancake in one's pocket for later consumption.

"Yo Tom you got any food man?"
"Yeah dude i've got a few pocket pancakes if you want one"

by Soaking69 July 14, 2015

pocket nuke

A tactical nuclear weapon, pocket-sized, capable of vaporizing one full sized adult and with zero nuclear fallout.

I dropped a pocket nuke on that moron and vaporized his ass.

by JZoll November 18, 2015

pocket syndrome

When your walking with your girl and your hands go uncontrolably in your pockets

Look at that guy over there he has the pocket syndrome!!!

by Gav T June 15, 2016

Pocket Meme

Similar to an inside joke, a pocket meme is a recurring meme that exists within a small group and is used frequently

Person A: that road trip was jumbo large
Person B: So jumbo large
Person C: what is "jumbo large?"
Persons A and B: Just a pocket meme, bro, you wouldn't understand

by zoo804 June 16, 2016

pocket mouth

Pockets, we put just about anything and everything in them.. calling someone a pocket mouth is saying they'll put anything in their mouth.

Guy 1: "man! Jess' totally gonna give me head!"

Guy 2: "don't do it man. That girl's got a pocket mouth.She'll put anything in there.."

by Rico'sgirl November 23, 2016