Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.

Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.

by Smegladon December 18, 2023

Tim Polish

Extremely attractive person incapable of social contact, thus ruining his chances at a meaningful relationship

“Wow what a loser, he’s such a Tim Polish”

by wannabetim December 7, 2022

Polish Male

A polish male (also known as a femboy) can be found in Poland wearing skirts and thigh highs, probably saying something on the lines of "uwu" or "nya"

Man 1: "What is that guy in the maid outfit over there doing?"

Man 2: "Don't worry, he is just the average polish male."

Man 1: "Woah"

by CrazyMonkey31 December 13, 2022

Polish Kiss

The act of receiving a shot (of liquor) from the mouth of someone else rather than from the shot glass itself, normally without much forewarning.

Hey Marek, let’s get the ladies some tequila shots, polish kiss style

by DoubleYouB July 26, 2023

polish martini

A beer with a booger in it!

I put a chunky booger in my friends beer so he could drink a polish martini.

by friedfisherman July 29, 2023

Polish back side

Snail trailing a person with a hair back after completing a sexual act.

Donnie really give Bernie a polish back side after dinner and a movie

by Spamrisk87 August 1, 2023

Polish Cocktail

A glass of water with a booger in it

I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.

by JimmyV August 1, 2023