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ping-planked

the act of trying to play ping-pong while making out

usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.

not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.
Friend 1 "man, bill ended up in the hospital and is being sued

by molly"

Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do

both, he sure got ping-planked
by oompaloominator March 10, 2010
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piggy pile

The assortment of items gathered around a person while they spend large amounts of time on the couch or on the internet. Designed to encompass everything one would need for entertainment, nourishment, communication, and practical purposes during this time. Common Piggy piles can include one or more of the following items, among others, dependent on the user's personal tastes and needs:

-remote control
-phone
-book
-gaming device
-game controller
-snack
-drink
-pillows, blankets, etc.
-cigarettes

These piggy piles have a 99% chance of missing one or more items once the user gets settled in.
I got off work for the weekend, and the first thing I did was set up a piggy pile and zone out for 8 hours.
by meesterseege March 12, 2011
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Ping pong on a pony

An expresstion meaning rough sex. Often used in public places so no one understands the meaning of the conversation.
Hey dude I got to play ping pong on a pony with this hot bitch from the party last night. It was so wild I could barily walk this morning.
by Demoness June 1, 2011
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ping

- can be used to mean 'fuck' or to have intercourse with

- also used in virtual conversations to get someone's attention
- woah, that guy is soooo hot, i'd ping him

- dude, i was pinging you all night, why didn't you reply?
by blehdude November 22, 2011
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pinga linging

WOW
attractivness
wow dude, im so pinga linging

OH HAI THERE SEXY BEAST YOUR PINGA LINGING (looking in the mirror)
by ILOVECOOKES January 7, 2012
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Piggyhorns

A child with a retarded disorder who thinks he is a cross between a dragon and pig but yet tends to try to suck every old womens breast.
'Margret' Whach out dorris the a piggyhorns behind you
by The Granny February 13, 2012
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Piggybank

Piggy banking is the act of fucking a girl standing up bouncing her up and down on your dick fast like your trying to shake change out of a piggy bank.
Yeah last night Gina came over, and I gave her the old piggybank.
by minagastrostefano March 7, 2012
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