Pickel Slapper

To first pour baby oil all over your fingers and then proceeding to slap the males junk with full force using both hands.

Ernest: I'll give you a nickelto give me a pickel slapper.
Candy: Okay, i'll go get the baby oil!

by Dr.boodygrabber69 August 9, 2010

piccolophobia

A mind destroying family of diseases that is rising proportions in southern Australia. Similar to a CRAZY mind destroying parasites or BUGS which ACTS passively at first AND eventually succumbs to devouring the LIVES of everyone around them simply TO feed off at a later DATE, survive, AND PROSPER. Metaphorically similar to vampires, but not the blood sucking kind. Will appear nice on the surface, but do not underestimate the danger you are in once you are removed from the inner circle of trust. Close contact with said people can initially be pleasant and fun, even loving, but in most people eventually causes involuntary involvement in illegal activities, mob warfare, defamation, threats, mental illnesses like depression, multiple personality disorder and insanity, eventually leading to suicidal tendencies.
I could say alot more but i think I have made my point.

Once you start experiencing these symptoms and allergies, which for most people is inevitable, you should immediately isolate yourself from said family of diseases, change your phone number, employment, and address, and all social networking sites. Or leave the country. This is the only cure.

An example of a statement from sumeone suffering from Piccolophobia; - "We used to consider them good friends but they destroyed all of our reputations, livelihood and sanity so profoundly that the very thought of some of them in my home sends shivers down my spine, rendering me unable to speak, as if I have experienced god, darth vader, shakespeare, the devil, Don Draper, Frodo, the wicked witch of the west, Moses, al capone, desperately seeking susan, Edward Cullen, mussolini, napoleon, the dancing queen, the mad hatter, jesus, mary, and joseph simultaneously in one family and one room, just waiting for someone to speak first.

People who you'll spend a lifetime trying to forget about.
Just a friendly warning."

by RIP me May 22, 2011

pick-up soccer

A casual game of soccer that can emerge anywhere, at any time, or that can be planned in advance by an organizer. There are no coaches, and it is not part of a league.

I miss playing pickup soccer. I don't have time to join a league. I'm going to find a pick-up soccer game on the OpenSports App at www.opensports.ca

by SportsOpen March 22, 2017

Pick me Girl

A girl who tries too hard to be praised by males and other classmates, and tries too hard to be different

Pick me girl: OMG! I’m so tiny🥺 Look Jack- Hold your hand out next to mine!
Jack: ok…
Pick me girl: Omg! Jack your hands are so Big! I’m so tiny! :3
Jack:ok…

by KakashiHatakesWife January 25, 2022

Pick me girl

A girl who thinks that she's "different" from other girls, and tries to be one of "the boys".

Jenny: Sup Martha.

Martha: Hey do you want to hangout later and get our nails done?

Jenny: Nah that's to girly, I'm hanging out with the boys at Justin's place, we're gonna play some call of duty.

Martha: You told me last week you hated call of duty and you don't even know how to play. Ugh you're such a pick me girl!

by Lulu the dino nuggie February 15, 2022

Pick-Me Girl

A woman who puts down other women for the sake of male validation.

(I figured of yall needed the REAL definition since I've seen it been on ever girl that is even slightly attractive.)

"I'm like one of the guys so I don't have that many girl friends"

"I don't like wearing makeup because it's fake and I don't like being fake unlike most girls." - Said every Pick-Me Girl ever.

by luciaglossie May 3, 2022

pick me girl

Monique

'shes such a pick me girl, listen to what she says.'
'Im not a pick me.' 'IM NOT RUNNING!' 'THOSE COST MONEY!!' 'OMG HES SO IN LOVE W ME' 'IM TAKING MY HAIR OUT.' 'IM NOT RUNNING !!!!!!'

by ur mummies honkers August 18, 2022